What MILF Means in My Mommy Dictionary & How I Deal With It
Hint: it has to do with eating and hunger games.
In my dictionary, there are only two definitions for MILF.
It’s either a Mother I’d Like to Feed — because she’s too thin, skinny even.
Or a Mother I’d Like to Fit — because she’s not in good shape anymore. She’s getting fat, but not in the good, avocado-kind of good, fat.
Lately, I’ve been feeling like I’m remotely related to avocados.
I can tell it because I’m getting boobs — something that hardly ever happens unless I’m fetching extra pounds or an extra child. Since I made sure it can’t be the latter, it looks like we have a winner.
Extra pounds it is, and I have to do something about it. I’d hate getting to that stage where I can no longer see where I’m stepping. Tripping and falling, despite the airbags, is undesirable.
Therefore, let the hunger games begin.
If you’d like to join, here are the three rules that I play by:
First, let me rate you
I’ve been in an open relationship with food ever since I can remember.
I used to open my mouth, and food would go in. I had no obligations to clean the…
