What MILF Means in My Mommy Dictionary & How I Deal With It

Hint: it has to do with eating and hunger games.

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In my dictionary, there are only two definitions for MILF.

It’s either a Mother I’d Like to Feed — because she’s too thin, skinny even.

Or a Mother I’d Like to Fit — because she’s not in good shape anymore. She’s getting fat, but…