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eed for y… I’d much rather gain weight in my front butt aka my boobs. That’s why I need for you to schedule a recurring breast augmentation, where all of my anus fat is removed and injected into my peach pits.

All I Want for Christmas is Boobs (And Other Elective Procedures)
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Elizabeth is Dead

Adelina Vasile
Adelina Vasile
Dec 20, 2021

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Really, Elizabeth? Bigger breasts?

Not that it happened to me, but I heard they can make you stumble and fall!

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Adelina Vasile
Adelina Vasile

Written by Adelina Vasile

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Mother, educator, journalist, copywriter. I write about the things I need to learn myself.

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