…t! There are lots of insomniacs. They manage. Didn’t George Clooney say he struggles with insomnia? I wouldn’t mind being awake if George was awake beside me. I guess Amal would mind, though. I wonder how their marriage is holding up since the twins. He’s not likely to step out on her — she’s quite striking. I heard she had a nose job. Maybe I should have rhinoplasty? Then, for sure, I could alternate-nostril breathe like Brenda, and I’d never need a Neti pot . . .

An Insomniac Overthinker Attempts Alternate Nostril Breathing
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Judy Millar

Adelina Vasile
Dec 29, 2021

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Oh, stop it, Judy, or else I'm going to become an insomniac overreader of yours!

This was more than funny! Off I go to read some more!

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