Dec 14, 2021
Not a problem at all! Welcome, come in! We have cookies but no naked butts. Not anymore!
Here's the story that indicated there was once a semi-naked butt, but as you can see, it appears that it got covered with a lot more than a smiley face in the meantime:
https://medium.com/illumination/i-cant-stop-thinking-about-this-writer-s-naked-butt-b58199be3eef