"I can't recall how the dress you wore five minutes ago looked like, 'cause I'm a man. But I'm sure it was nice, 'cause you're a woman. Any dress or pair of shoes will look nice on you. In any case, nicer than on me. 'Cause I'm a man. Obviously!"

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