Found your editor, Dr. Funny?
Might help you with a better title for this story. It kicks all Kardashian assess - assuming we're using the same ass (pardon, I meant headline) analyzer, with a stellar 93.
Please don't say it's too long. With a ridiculously long handle like yours, you're not allowed to pick length fights. Plus, I assume length is one of the reasons why it beats the Kim Kardashian title's ass.
"Dr. Funny Boom Alert. Immediate Editorial Help Required In Return For Belly&Head Aches"